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cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

little-arabella:

purplesmauge:

little-arabella:

Just because I haven’t watched this video for a long time.
Rick Springfield covering Fleetwood Mac’s “Oh Well” in someone’s backyard in Naperville, IL. Any guesses at how old that man is because he sure doesn’t look it…

It’s the Aussie blood. We just look fuckable at any age. Because we don’t give any fucks.

Hmmm… Thinking I really do have to head out there by you one of these days. I can end up with an Aussie guy, and even if I look like shit when I’m an old lady, he won’t. lol

Fighting the deadly wildlife keeps us young.

little-arabella:

purplesmauge:

little-arabella:

Tonight’s blind twofer is a couple of Toms that I know Smauge is going to drool over. Which Tom doesn’t she drool over? But these two in particular…

Sweet jesus. That top one is just so….
dangerous. If he looked at me like that, I’d be begging for mercy. (And Gypsy Tom can just get fucked. I should not have told you I was craving femmy men right now, you bitch.)

I wasn’t looking when I chose these pictures, so fate won out. haha 
I knew you’d love them, though. They’re two of your weaknesses.

Well Gypsy Tom is…Gypsy Tom.  Welcome anytime.  Preferably in a Taiwanese Maccas uniform.
The top one looks like he’s ready to drop his ciggie and bass so he can crawl across the floor and eat me out.  
Did I say that out loud?

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